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Tinder, the leading dating platform globally, is facing backlash after an unexpected update to its matching algorithm started deleting user accounts that do not align with specific hormonal compatibility standards.

This controversial feature, dubbed 'Project Zen-Match,' analyzes users' average cortisol levels through data from wearable fitness trackers like Apple Watch and Oura Ring. Accounts are eliminated if a high-stress user attempts to connect with someone categorized as 'biologically zen,' a move Tinder labels as necessary to prevent 'systemic hormonal toxicity.'

A leaked memo from a senior engineer revealed, 'Ninety percent of unsuccessful dates stem from conflicting stress-response systems. Our focus has shifted from matching personalities to optimizing biological conditions. If your cortisol levels are misaligned, it’s not love; it’s a recipe for mutual harm.'

The issue gained attention when numerous users found their profiles vanished unexpectedly while chatting with potential matches. Sarah Jenkins, a 28-year-old designer, shared her frustration: 'I was texting with someone I liked when I received a notice that my account was deleted due to a 'chaotic cortisol baseline.' My watch says I'm fine, yet the app deems me a stress-case.'

In light of the uproar, Tinder's support page released a vague statement claiming, 'We do not delete users; we protect them from harmful social interactions. Love should be a harmonious experience, free from hormonal conflicts.'

The dating app's decision has drawn criticism from both tech and medical ethics experts, some labeling it as 'algorithmic eugenics.' Meanwhile, fitness tracker manufacturers have remained silent regarding their data-sharing practices with dating apps.

In the wake of the algorithm's rollout, 'Hormone Optimization Clinics' are reportedly experiencing a boom as individuals seek treatments to lower their cortisol levels in order to regain access to Tinder. One Reddit user lamented, 'I spent $400 on supplements today just to get back on the app. Being single is turning into an expensive luxury.'

As of the latest reports, Tinder's stock has increased by 12%, while users worldwide are scrambling to alter their smartwatch data, with some resorting to extensive meditation to maintain their profiles.